I was so embarrassed about the smallness of my breasts that I developed very poor posture, to hide my boobs. –Erica, 31
I have to admit, I can hardly imagine not liking small breasts. All I’ve ever wanted is smallness. All I’ve ever wanted was to be boy-thin with some small breasts, and all I’ve ever been is curvy with boobs. Even at my tiniest, bulimia-induced thinnest weight, I had curves and boobs (I’m not even going to talk about the round face).
Unless I was breastfeeding (and I did that for a good 6 years if I add the years together), my boobs have mostly been a source of anguish for me. They were too out there or down there or nipply. They sagged and they bounced and in a sports bra they became a shelf of flesh–all smashed together and sweaty to boot. I’ve curved my shoulders in to hide them while the very people (family) who thought I should be nipple-free and brassiered-up told me to straighten my shoulders. I’ve spent my entire life enamored of the small-chested woman, her tiny breasts–a pad of flesh with a nipple, her freedom to go braless, her freedom from sag or stretch marks, her ease in clothing made for the skinny boobed woman.
That’s why I was so stunned when my friend, Erica, said to me, “You have to represent the underbreasted on your blog!” The underbreasted? How could I have missed it? I post articles about breast augmentation, and I really never gave much thought to the plight of women who wished their boobs were bigger. If I’m truthful, I will admit that from a big boob position, the small-breasted woman’s concerns seem trivial to me. At least before I took some time to think about it.
Augmentation has always been a bit of a mystery to me, something like–why in the hell would anyone want more boob? But I did understand it as a way to perk up saggy breasts. Is it ridiculous to say that I thought women really didn’t worry about small breasts, or that if they did, they were brainwashed by society’s pornographic focus on the perfect body–you know, the thin-hipped, long-legged, high and firm-breasted airbrushed body we see in magazines? Or not ridiculous, but perhaps closed-minded?
I hate closed-minded.
Erica’s family has a tradition of singing a song to the tune of Tiny Bubbles–yes, you got it–Tiny boobies, on Cindy’s chest. One points east, the other points west. Erica writes, “I hate this. I hate it when they sing it to me. I hate when my boobs are called cones or pancakes. I hate the ‘handful is enough’ saying.” And I get it. I hated being called Triple B for Big Boobs Bridgett, but I can imagine that Tiny Boobies would be a bit grating too.
Barbara writes, “As a teenager, I was very self-conscious about my boobs, always wishing they were bigger and more symmetrical.”
I just have to insert here: Why don’t we tell girls that breasts are not SYMMETRICAL? It drives me crazy–no one’s boobs are symmetrical, and yet we are ALL embarrassed by lop-sidedness.
But back to Barbara who notes: “I always wanted to take my sweatshirt off when it was warm at school, but I was too self-conscious about being a smallish-medium and a bit lop-sided.Girls boobs were up for conversation, up for making jokes about in school. . . , and on the radio (BBC radio no less) the breasts of the only woman on a team were a-ok as a conversation topic, even when talked about as being like ‘two cherries on an ironing board’ (that this wasn’t preferable was made clear).”
Barbara’s testimony points out to me again and again that women are oppressed by their boobs, not because they are large and big nippled and poke through even the most padded bra or because they are too small to be seen beneath a thick sweatshirt, but because they are fair game for radio or locker conversation, because they can be cartoonized by stupid songs or nicknames, because we rarely see images of real boobs and because fake boobs are everywhere, on billboards, in magazines, on TV and in films. How is it that in a society that uses boobs to sell cars and surgeries, women are still embarrassed to take a sweatshirt off in public?
My friend, Erica, is a beautiful and smart woman. With long dark hair and pale skin, she is both petite and fiery. It comes as a shock to me that she would ever think of augmenting her breasts, and yet she does think about it. It makes me realize how very much the emphasis on appearance affects girls and women.
As a woman who has spent many years trying to take up less space, it is a revelation to hear the stories from women who feel or have felt inadequate because of smallness. When I think about the many many ways women are “stuck” in a no-win battle with bodies that will never measure up to physical ideals achievable only by trick photography or surgery, it does seem a bit of a conspiracy, doesn’t it.
I’d love to hear more of your stories. Tell me what you think about the similarities between the anxieties of having too much boob or not enough.
Here’s to our lives with small, big, lopsided, dimpled, hanging, even augmented boobs!–Bridgett